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disloyalties:

My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion


lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago


clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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via: okaydoke  / source: clungetastic
via: euphoric-echoes  / source: annabellehector
wii-sport:

What does this say

wii-sport:

What does this say

(Source: bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh)


normanbecile:

normanbecile:

sometimes i wanna be top

and sometimes i wanna be bottom

ya’know?

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(Source: postimpression)


via: euphoric-echoes  / source: postimpression

nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

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(Source: punkerlunk)


via: euphoric-echoes  / source: punkerlunk

unicomb:

Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.


via: okaydoke  / source: unicomb

(Source: jpgrez)


via: cherenigans  / source: jpgrez
via: okaydoke  / source: hookenfookenberger

jessepinkmanist:

intensional:

intensional:

what is the sluttiest fish in the sea?

a blowfish 

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via: cherenigans  / source: intensional
cybersity:

Et phone home

cybersity:

Et phone home


via: okaydoke  / source: cybersity
carryonmy-assbutt:

tennant-salad:

kitchikishangout:

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

the post that started it all

oh god

carryonmy-assbutt:

tennant-salad:

kitchikishangout:

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

the post that started it all

oh god

(Source: mydickisthealpha)


via: gully-gawk  / source: mydickisthealpha

kittygoesnomnom:

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy


via: buckysface  / source: kittygoesnomnom