the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS…
GUESS WHOS BACK
the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
Dan and Phil sitting in a tree
First comes blushing
Then comes kissing
Then nothing happens because Dan always edits that part out. :/
when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo
"You're an angel?" "A poor example of one."